All of The guide books make reference to it; the Asian toilet a.k.a. Squatty Potty, but no one from Lonely Planet is telling you how to use it. There is no diagram or map, they just let you figure it out yourself. For all of the ladies out there planning to travel to Asia, read on – this is your guide on how to use an Asian toilet!
When I was in Northern Thailand trekking through hill tribes our guide, Hay, would use the term “Going to Pee Pee Island” when he or someone had to go to the bathroom on the trail. Fitting since there is an island in Southern Thailand called Koh Phi Phi (pronounced Pee Pee). I have affectionately decided to start using the term…it just seems a little nicer than #1 and #2 – don’t ya think?
My experience of learning to pee in a squatty potty came over much trial and error (and wet shoes and pant cuffs unfortunately – ewwww). After much practice in various countries in Asia, I became somewhat proficient. Here’s a few tips that I gathered.
First, no matter what kind of toilet you encounter in Asia, carry some sort of toilet paper in with you at all times. In a real squatty potty situation, and even in most western public toilet situations there is never toilet paper provided. I have no idea why. The only reason I can come up with is the plumbing can’t handle excessive paper usage, so one way to control that is to not provide it. Or maybe Thailand just has a shortage of paper products, as evidenced by their tiny napkins.
The Western Toilet in Asia
Ok, now down to the details. I will start with the western toilet in Asia
This toilet looks familiar, it looks like ours; a throne to sit on. You may be excited to encounter one of these as they are in the minority in Asia. As you are sitting ‘doing your business’, you survey your surroundings and notice, there’s a toilet paper holder (but no toilet paper of course – hope that you brought your own as I had advised), there’s a large bucket of water beneath a water spout, and there is a small trash can. The bucket will have a smaller scoop/dipper floating in it.
All of these items are important. They aren’t just there for looks as I had once thought. Don’t be fooled by the western looking toilet! Sure you can sit, however the plumbing in most of the areas is not very good. Therefore, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the flusher actually works. Instead, once you have completed your business and dug your own toilet paper out of your pocket, don’t throw it in the stool. You are supposed to throw it in the little trash can. Then you go to the bucket of water and use the ‘scoop’ floating in the water to fill up and pour down the toilet. Do this 2 or 3 times (you can use your own judgment on this) and this creates a ‘natural’ flushing mechanism; thank God for gravity! If you are really polite, you should take note of how much water is left in the bucket and if it’s low, turn on the spout and fill it up for the next person.
You have now mastered the Asian Western toilet. Granted, in nicer hotels you don’t have to worry about this. These types of Asian Western toilets are mainly public toilets or in budget hotels/hostels.
How to Use an Asian Toilet
This toilet is basically a porcelain hole in the ground raised up off the floor about 4 inches. There is no plumbing/flushing mechanism associated with this. You will once again find the typical spout, bucket of water and ‘dipper’ to flush (see above), and a little trash can. The squatty potties are not meant to have toilet paper put down them, so definitely use the trash can! Upon first entering the foreign abode, you will be confused. Do you stand over the hole? Do you squat over the hole? How do you not ‘splash’? What if you are wearing flip flops? Where do you stand exactly? So many questions; I have experienced them all!
The first thing to know is you should stand on the place where there are ‘foot rests’. This is normally signified by little foot platforms on the porcelain structure itself. I’ve made the mistake of putting my feet outside the edges of the porcelain structure and it just doesn’t work as well, trust me. Instead, you stand on the porcelain foot rests. Try to get your pants out of the ‘drop zone’ as best you can.
Next you have to know how to squat. I honestly learned this through trial and error. I first tried squatting a little bit; kind of like working out at a gym and doing squats with your trainer. However you’ll quickly find out that this still leaves about 3 feet between you and the actual toilet which directly effects the splash factor. Just use your high school physics; the longer the drop, the more the splash. You don’t want to come out of the bathroom with your pant legs all wet. Or worse, your shoes all squishy. It’s not fun, I’ve been there. You’ll want to reduce the distance between you and the toilet. The best way that I have figured out how to describe this is to get in a catcher’s stance, just like you are Jorge Posada, ready to receive the pitch from the mound. Now if you are actually standing on the right spot on the squatty potty (on the porcelain footrests) and you are looking like a major league baseball catcher, then you will look down and realize you are in the best possible position to pee.
After your done, use your own toilet paper that you brought with you and put it in the nearby trash can. Then you scoop water out of the bucket and pour it down the squatty potty a few times. Before I had mastered the catcher’s squat, there were a few times I had to pour a scoop of water over my feet!
Finally, I know you are all wondering, what about #2? I call it Poo Poo Island. Simply assume the catchers stance again, make sure you bring your toilet paper, and know that you may have to refill the bucket for your manual ‘flushing’. It takes a few more scoops of water for natural flushing.
How Did I Master the Ancient Ways of How to use an Asian Toilet?
I still remember the day that I finally figured this all out. I was at a bus terminal in Chiang Mai. I bought my toilet paper for 3 baht, and went into the public toilet. I decided to try the catchers stance for the first time; it was then that I noticed it. In front of me, on the stall door there was some Thai writing. It was right at my eye level while I was in the catcher’s stance. Eureka!!!! I had found the sweet spot; they put writing here because that’s where your eye level is supposed to be! I was so damn proud of myself I wanted to burst! I came out of that public restroom a new woman feeling successful! At that time I also decided that I could probably make a little diagram for westerners and sell it outside of the public toilet for about 10 baht. Who knows, maybe that will be my next big business idea; Squatty Potty Cliff Notes with diagram. I’m sure you would all buy it – wouldn’t you?
There it is, the instructions Lonely Planet never gave you. Hopefully this info came in handy. It’s the least I can do as it took me about 2 months, many wet pants legs, and shoes to figure this out. Most of all, I hope this avoids you from having the ever so common ‘Asian travelers constipation’ (fear of going in the squatty potty).
Happy bowel movements to you all!